Staying Safe With The Craziest Gadgets Imaginable

Go outside and have a look. There’s bad people in the world and it’s not safe. Freedom is something we would all love, but sadly it’s never going to happen. You need to protect yourself.

For some, that usually means staying out of rough neighborhoods after dark, or maybe learning a martial art. Then you get the people who are a bit crazy and decide to be different.

 

 

They like to use gadgets that won’t just keep them safe, but would probably see them locked up for a very long time. You have to wonder if they’re actually trying to keep themselves safe, or if they just like people thinking there a lunatic. You definitely don’t want to sneak up on any of them at night, or these gadgets are what you might find coming towards you before you know what’s happening.

 

The Craziest Gadgets Imaginable

Cell phone stun gun

This is definitely not the kind of cell phone you want to be borrowing when you are desperate to make a phone call. You might get a little shock when you feel how powerful it is. Some models can produce a voltage of over half a million volts.

Now this might not necessarily kill someone because it’s the current that’s the killer, but I’d definitely not want to take the chance of growing old in jail.

 

No-Contact jacket

This one must be for the people who get so much attention they don’t want anyone touching them. It’s the only reason I can think of when you’d need to wear a jacket than sends 80,000 volts through someone when they come into contact with it.

The company assures you it’s impossible to zap yourself when you wipe the sweat off your forehead. I’m not trying it.

 

Lipstick knife

I understand that women like to feel safe, but I’m not sure how a concealed knife would do any good. Unless you have a really good aim, the knife could be taken off you and plunged into your stomach. Is that really worth it?

Not when you could just as easily carry some pepper spray or an alarm. Those gadgets don’t involve plunging a sharp object inside someone’s body.

 

Tampon taser

This will shoot barbs that electrocute anyone – or thing – that comes into contact with it. I think you know where it’s meant to go and when it might come in handy. But you have to ask yourself if it’s really worth carrying inside your body on the off-chance something happens. There’s no doubt this was not invented by a women and all of you will be nodding your head now.

 

Blast knuckles

Imagine you’re out in the park running by yourself and someone decides to mug you. Suddenly you turn into Raiden from Mortal Kombat and now have the same power as a thunder-god.

You punch the mugger and they get a huge blast of electricity that jumps out from the knuckle dusters. Or you can go running somewhere that’s safe. It’s entirely up to you and it depends how sane you are.